the new term for farting is butt boxing.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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