what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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