she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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