Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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