Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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