Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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