Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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