whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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