And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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