She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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