Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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