i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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