Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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