but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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