The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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