just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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