Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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