you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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