Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Mom said you looked used
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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