im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It's blow job season.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Randomize
