I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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