i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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