so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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