Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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