It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
How does it feel to date your dad?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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