the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
soo... how was my night?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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