whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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