My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Randomize
