so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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