2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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