I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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