i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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