i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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