Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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