Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
My life is pants optional.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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