Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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