what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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