You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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