please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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