Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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