u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Randomize