How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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