my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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