Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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