Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Randomize
