I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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