And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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