Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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