U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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