escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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