Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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