no you cant smoke seaweed
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
