Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Randomize