Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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