I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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